Tuesday, December 20, 2011

woman's word

I came across this while surfing the internet, and i find it quite true (and laughable) !

Woman are often misunderstood by men. That's why men should know the words used by woman to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember this.




Here are the top 8 words woman often use :


1. " Fine "


This is the word woman use to end argument when she is right and you need to shut up !


2. " Five Minutes "


If she is getting dressed or get ready, this means a half an hour ( doesn't it the same term with men " I'll be back in 5 minutes ? :p ). AND five minutes for her is only five minutes if you have given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


3. " Nothing "


This is the sign of Calm Before The Storm. You need to be alert, this means something and you should get ready for any consequences you might face. Arguments that begin with " Nothing " usually end in " Fine " (refer to 1) 


4. " Go Ahead "


This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it, if you still love your life.


5. " Loud Sigh "


This is actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means " she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing " ( Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing )


6. " That's Okay "


This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


7. " Whatever "
This is a woman's way of saying "F"you

8. "Don't worry about it, I've got it "
Another dangerous statement, meaning you knew it had to be done but you were lazy to do it and had to wait till i come home to do it. Men should automatically know it has to be done, also this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking " What's wrong ? " For the woman's response, please refer to 3


by Mary Michelle Payumo